I must say that I was very disappointed with the evening, having decided that my dining room table needed replacing (the Formica was beginning to wear) I was hoping to get some ideas as to what to replace it with.

I liked the concept of the three guitars which might be fine for eating your Raspberry Ripple Ice Cream but no good for your cream of Tomato soup.

I’m afraid Alf’s looked like it had been knitted, whilst Paul’s breakfast table was oblong (the shape I’m looking for) it was too narrow.

If Iris is not drawing on her table she is cleaning her dirty boots or serving up dead flowers to her guests.

My vote goes to Avtar, a nice wooden topped table immaculately laid, and with healthy options.

I particularly liked Richard’s A Pretty Bum Picture” it really cracked me up.