Our lecturer for the evening was Margaret Soraya, the photographic worlds answer to Greta Garbo. Her photography took us through Scotland via the rest of the world, my favourite was the canoeing pub crawl, can you be found drunk in charge of a canoe? A great trip but...

AN EVENING IN WHICH WE WERE TOLD WERE TO GO (IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE SENSE) TO BE ABLE TO TAKE PICTURES OF WILDLIFE IN THE UK for nothing or next to nothing An evening in which we were told where to go (in the nicest possible way) and take wildlife pictures without it...

Before the evening got started, I think we heard the most implausible excuse for not paying your annual subscription on time. When Eric told Lin that he could not pay his subs as he was on Sky. I don't know much about the interweb, but I don't think your service...

When Sylvia told us the we were going to have virgin judges for these two competitions, I did not realise that she meant that they were new to us, my first thought was, I know Richard Branson is down to his last few Billions but did not think he would start an agency...